Dirty Dog Daily has obtained an exclusive sex video tape
featuring Paris Hilton’s teacup Chihuahua Tinkerbell and
Austin Girl’s very own low-class and overweight refrigerator-
repair dog Buddy “Fat Bastard” the Beagle.
The overly-sexual Beagle and his New York socialite bling-bling
wearing bitch checked in over the weekend to the Bed and Woofass
Posh Doggie Spa and Hotel located on Barton Springs Road
in Austin, Texas. “The sick bastard recorded their dirty doggie-
style hanky panky and left the shocking video tape in the player,”
explained Stacey Stud Muffin, hotel manager.
A thirty-minute full-color video tape covered with sticky paw
prints was found in the honeymoon suite.
“I plan on leaking this disturbing animalistic video footage over
the Internet unless I can extort money from the Hiltons,”
confessed Stacey Stud Muffin.
The Hilton Family has forbidden Tinkerbell to date overly-sexual
Beagles. Fat Bastard’s agent could not be reached for comment.
If ya laughed and think Fat Bastard is friggin' funny...please tell everyone!
7 comments:
Hahaha... i thought Hollywood bitches are so choosy. Way to go, Fat Bastard!!!
So funny!.....The pictures and name of that dog totally crack me up!
I loved in the video the way that bitch Tinkerbell kept looking up from sniffing fat bastard's ass to check herself out in the camera! little primp poodle!
i'm a little disappointed in fat bastard for releasing the tape! this is not the way to treat a lady even if she is a self-obsessed bitch!
LOLLLL I feel a 3some with Lindsay Lohan + Fat Bastard + Jessica Simpson cumming on soon!!
It's Obvious he's Enjoying it too - look at the Smile on that Kisser!!
;PPP
Billywarhol's "...a 3some with Lindsay Lohan + Fat Bastard + Jessica Simpson.." might be too predictable for a mega-pooch like Fat Bastard.
I'm expecting a threesome with Oprah...& Tom Cruise.
ADG
Hysterical. I love your dog and want to give him a big kiss. You have a great sense of humor. Enjoyed reading your blog.
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