Fat Bastard Tries Online Dating

AUSTIN – April 3, 2008 -- Two Tail and Eight Paw Productions, Inc. announced today that Austin Girl’s very own Buddy the Beagle a.k.a. “Fat Bastard” listed his profile on DatingDoggies.com. In an effort to receive as many possible hottie dogs as possible, Buddy “Fat Bastard” knowingly lied about his name, weight, age and breed.

On his Web site’s profile, Buddy is listed as “George” the stinkin’ sexy Boston Terrier whose interests include sniffing Jack Russell Terrier tails, lounging poolside with a pack of hot-to-trot Dachshunds with a side of French Poodle and dining on Purina’s nutritional premium blend while offering his date none.

“Mood swinging French Poodles turn me on,” barked Buddy, disguised as “George” the stinkin’ sexy Boston Terrier (see image below).



Buddy and his lucky new online date will secretly meet in Norway and have an artic adventure. “I’m married, so I have to sneak off with the bitch,” explained Buddy. “We’re going dog sledding,” he added. Buddy plans on skinny dipping with his new pooch in the Hilton Hotel’s hot tub. “For an affair to be effective, it’s vital to show them romance,” howled Buddy.

UPDATE: Buddy was caught cheating on his new online bitch with a Norwegian polar bear.

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